10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury