10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "No river, no fish."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.