10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.