10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.