10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.