10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.