10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?