10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm