10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob