10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.