10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio