10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003