10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."