10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson