10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.