10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph