10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.