10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.