10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger