10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.