10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.