10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.