10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris