10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?