10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.