10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.