10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.