10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.