10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.