10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)