10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders