10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.