10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"