10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.