10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.