10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright