10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes