10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.