10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.