10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.