10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!