10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.