10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT