10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05