10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.