10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.