10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders