10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak