10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "No river, no fish."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!