10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Fook the floosh droo!